Sunday, December 30, 2012

Live and let die

As we rounded the gentle curves of Dublin's M50 this afternoon, death was on the children's minds. In the abstract, probably because we visited an old graveyard in Waterford two days ago and pottered around reading the interesting headstones in the almost-rain.

(Personally, I liked this one, which went off in a big old name-dropping tangent about her brother who had sailed with Captain Cook, even though he wasn't buried there at all:

[This Stone was Erected in memory of M[iss] Mary Dinn of Passage E. a mark of her burial ground and in memory of her Father Nicholas, her Mother [indecipherable], her Brother Martin, her Sisters, particularly of her brother William Dinn (alias Doyle) who sailed round the globe with Capt. COOK  and was present at the death of that Great Circumnavigator at [illegible] and who died respected and regretted at Stoke near Devonport in England in June 1840 (?), having spent a long life as a warrant Officer in the Service of his Country.]

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(Speaking of tangents. Ahem.)

This weekend I travelled the length and breadth of half the small country for bloggy meetups, wherein I was lucky enough to meet some of the Lovely Irish Bloggers (not their real name) and put names to faces and faces to blogs for Musings of a Hostage-Mother, Mind The Baby, Mama.ie, Proper Fud, and the currently-on-hiatus And My Baby.

As we drove back from today's assignation, during which my most accommodating spouse had taken the children to IKEA, because why not, it's like a little home from home with ice cream, we listened to the Bond theme tunes CD I had put on in the car as a tiny nod to his great service to the blogger good. So at the start of each track - or preferably just before the start, since they were playing in film order - he would announce to us all which song it would be and by what artist.

(You know the way some fathers wait impatiently for the day they can show their sons (or daughters) Star Wars? Well, Dash has seen all six Star Wars movies (in original airing order), but what his father is really waiting for is the day when they can both sit down and appreciate the full oevre of Connery through Craig, including Lazenby for completeness.)

In between these public service announcements, the children posed the following tricky questions:

Mabel: How do the dead people get into the coffins?

Dash: So, do people who go to church believe in ghosts except that they all exist in another universe?

The first was more easily answered than the second, which I think we are still working on.



(Edited after first posting to correct the date of death on the gravestone to a much more likely century. Sorry about that.)

7 comments:

  1. So.....How do the dead people get into their coffins?!
    Delighted to have met you on your bloggy tour and to find that you speak exactly as you write, tangents and all.

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    1. You should meet Mr Chipper. Sometimes we try to out-tangent each other and the conversation gets completely out of hand.

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  2. So happy for you. It's wonderful to meet the real people behind the blog.

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  3. Cook died at Kealakekua Bay, Hawaii (Owyhee is the spelling on the headstone)on 14th February 1779.

    A transcript of the headstone wording can be found (grave 31)at

    http://www.igp-web.com/igparchives/ire/waterford/photos/tombstones/1headstones/faithlegg.txt

    Now is probably not a good time to tell the kids how Cook's remains were treated! From the James Cook Wikipedia entry:-

    "The body was disembowelled, baked to facilitate removal of the flesh, and the bones were carefully cleaned for preservation as religious icons in a fashion somewhat reminiscent of the treatment of European saints in the Middle Ages. Some of Cook's remains, disclosing some corroborating evidence to this effect, were eventually returned to the British for a formal burial at sea following an appeal by the crew."

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  4. In Resolution muster on Cook's Third Voyage", a WILLIAM DOYLE (138) can be found listed. He joined 16 May 1776, served as AB Boatswain's Mate from 28 May 1776, born Waterford 1756. He was punished two times - on 10 September 1777 for 'neglect of duty' and on 29 September 1777 for 'hitting a native'.)

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