Consequences

If you give a six-year-old the sunscreen...

... he'll go to town.

Of course, if he then gives it to his sister, you'll find her slathering it generously all over her tiny plastic dinosaur (correction: someone else's dinosaur, which has been purloined and must be returned).

If you send a three-year-old to play across the road...

... she'll come back in the size-18-month halloween costume of her friend's little brother - and roar at the postman on the way.

If you give a girl a Spidey costume...

 ...she'll wear it to climb a spider web at the playground, of course.

If you borrow a brother's Spider-Man costume...

 ... you'll find he's decided to reclaim it and wear it himself the next day.

If you give a blogger some new teatowels...

 ...her daughter will find her newest princess dress. (Though I think she's more like Sister Immaculata of the Holy Teapot.)
 
If you buy a boy a pirate set in Target ...

... he'll quickly break the earring and discard the eye-patch, but happily wear the moustache for half the day, much to the amusement of everyone else in Target.