Things, quickly

1. I should not leave it to the last five minutes of naptime to blog.
2. Oh well, what are you going to do?
3. No, don't go away. That was rhetorical.
4. I had to try to explain sarcasm to Monkey the other day. Then I overheard him explaining it back to his father. He did a pretty good job until he got to the example: "It's like, when you say 'Go right ahead, then.'" I think his father was confused. I may have been addressing my comments to a driver who took my turn at a four-way stop when the need for the explanation occurred.
5. Mabel did the thing with the soap and her hair a second time yesterday. I think maybe she enjoyed being rinsed off at the kitchen sink a little too much. Next time I'll just put her out in the rain.